Me: I hope my mind is as sharp as my mother's was when I'm her age.
The Cracked Glass with Austin and Rachel
Saturday, March 22, 2025
Wednesday, March 19, 2025
Onions
Austin: I read that if you don’t wanna cry while chopping onions just cut off the top and put it in the microwave for 30 seconds, then you won’t cry.
Me: That just makes my job harder.
Sunday, March 16, 2025
Over 45
Me: I have a ton of work to get done, but I’m not allowed to go over 45 for the week.
Austin: You’ve been over 45 for years now.
So I punched him.
Wednesday, March 12, 2025
Hey
Austin: Hey, Gorgeous.
Me: Hey Handsome.Austin just stares silently a minute.
Me: I’m just trying to see if I can get anything out of you.
Sunday, March 9, 2025
Depressed
Me; I’m depressed this morning. Everything is depressing.
Austin: It’s a good thing you have a wonderful, amazing husband, who’s handsome and supportive to get you through these times.Me: Who is funny and makes me laugh.
Thursday, March 6, 2025
Hear Gorgeousness
As Austin came down the stairs, me: I hear gorgeousness.
Austin, smirking.
Me: I wonder where it’s coming from.
Monday, March 3, 2025
Land or Sea Animals
This was a poll on our Alexa a few days ago.
Austin: Land animals, of course.
Me: What about octopuses or cuttle fish?
Austin: I like them too, but that’s nothing compared to dogs and cats and birds and elephants and . . . You go to the zoo to see animals, not fish.
Me making a comment about aquariums.
Austin: Don’t forget theLittle Mermaid. Even Ariel wanted legs so she could be on land.