Hey

 Austin: Hey, Gorgeous.

Me: Hey Handsome.
Austin just stares silently a minute.
Me: I’m just trying to see if I can get anything out of you.

Depressed

Me;  I’m depressed this morning. Everything is depressing.

Austin: It’s a good thing you have a wonderful, amazing husband, who’s handsome and supportive to get you through these times.
Me: Who is funny and makes me laugh.

Hear Gorgeousness

 As Austin came down the stairs, me: I hear gorgeousness.

Austin, smirking.

Me: I wonder where it’s coming from.

Land or Sea Animals

This was a poll on our Alexa a few days ago.

Austin: Land animals, of course.

Me: What about octopuses or cuttle fish?

Austin: I like them too, but that’s nothing compared to dogs and cats and birds and elephants and . . . You go to the zoo to see animals, not fish. 

Me making a comment about aquariums.

Austin: Don’t forget theLittle Mermaid. Even Ariel wanted legs so she could be on land.