Sunday, June 23, 2019

Shorts

Austin bought a new pair of shorts and tried them on to see how they fit.
Austin: How do they look?
Me: Fine, but you have a couple of butt dots.
Austin: What?
So then he's over in the mirror.
Austin: I don't see them.
So I point them out.
Me: They're kind of like hanger dimples you get in your shirts from where they hang on the hangers.
Austin: I always called those hanger nipples.

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