Cat Food

 Austin is having a harder time with Meatless March than I am. Since I'm working, he's doing all the cooking.

Austin: I haven’t made plans for dinner for the next few days.

Me: So I’m supposed to fend for myself? I’ve been killing myself between the animals and overtime.

Austin: I could open a can of cat food for you.

Me: Meatless March.

Old Falls Inn

 Driving out of Zanesville.

Austin: I don’t was to falls in. I don’t want to falls inn. [Fake screaming]

Me: What are you going on about?

Austin: We just drove past the Old Falls Inn. [He starts screaming again] I don’t want to falls in!

Me: Don’t worry, I’ll push you.

Meatless March

 While watching Apothecary Diaries.

Austin: I regret pushing you to do Meatless March.

Me: I’m fine. [For now.]

Austin: Watching MaoMao just now reminds me of how similar the two of you are. Forcing you to go vegetarian for a whole month is like forcing a cat to take a bath.