Austin and I were getting ready to have some adult time. Austin put
on Netflix and was searching for the fireplace program.
Me: Stop right there. Series of Unfortunate Events would be perfect
background noise for us during sex.
Friday, December 7, 2018
Thursday, December 6, 2018
Couples App
Austin: I found this couples app that allows you to list tasks,
divide them up and assign them to you or your partner.
Me, thinking relationship building tasks. To make the relationship stronger and better.
Austin: Wash dishes, you. Take out the trash, you.
Me, rolls eyes.
Austin: We just need to get you an iPhone so I can start assigning tasks to you.
Me: Sounds like a divorce app to me.
Me, thinking relationship building tasks. To make the relationship stronger and better.
Austin: Wash dishes, you. Take out the trash, you.
Me, rolls eyes.
Austin: We just need to get you an iPhone so I can start assigning tasks to you.
Me: Sounds like a divorce app to me.
Wednesday, December 5, 2018
Shipped
Me: Your Christmas present has shipped.
Austin: You got me ship for Christmas?
Me: I got you a lot of ship for Christmas.
Austin: You got me ship for Christmas?
Me: I got you a lot of ship for Christmas.
Tuesday, December 4, 2018
Christmas Surfing
Doing a web search for possible gifts for Austin.
Typed in: Gifts for
Computer auto-populated: Men.
Me: No.
And I continue to enter my original parameters.
Typed in: Gifts for
Computer auto-populated: Men.
Me: No.
And I continue to enter my original parameters.
Monday, December 3, 2018
Goldfish
Additionally, while wrapping gifts for our Secret Santa exchange this
year, I found a bag of Goldfish Crackers I meant to given Austin for
Christmas last year. Best by 2/17/17. Whoops.
Sunday, December 2, 2018
Ooopsssss
It has just occurred to me that all I have for Austin for Christmas
is light saber chopsticks and I have no clue what else to get him.
#^&*@ I'm wondering if I can tell him I've over-purchased for him
for years and buy him nothing this year . . .
Saturday, December 1, 2018
Christmas on Ebay
My
sister-in-law is an alcoholic. As bad as it is to support someone's
addiction, we're also practical and usually get her alcohol for
Christmas. Well, she was recently put in the hospital for several
days to detox. And she's had her third DUI. So no alcohol.
Me: We
could get her those cat chopstick holders I liked on Ebay. If they
don't come in time for Christmas, I'll just keep them and we'll
figure out something else last minute.
Austin:
What do you mean?
Me: They
come from China. It takes three weeks for delivery. It's probably too
late to get them for her.
Austin:
&*(#% That's what I was going to get you for Christmas.
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