New Year's Eve Plans

Austin: We’re invited to a party New Year’s Eve. And Loni said if I have to work in the morning, we can stay over. They have a guest bed.
Me: Make sure they know we’re loud in bed.
Austin: They know.

Riverdale

Watching Riverdale, a sex scene between a couple of the “teenagers”.
Me: High school wasn’t like this when I was sixteen.
Austin: Yeah, me neither. 

Crossing Fingers

Me: Surgery is coming up. I can’t wait to never have a period again.
Austin: I can’t wait to have sex without a condom.
Me: How do you like not having sex for three months?
Austin: I don’t really like that part.

Dinner

Wednesday, Me: I think I’ll make chicken snow peas on Friday.

Austin: Okay.

Thursday, Austin: Megen’s birthday is tomorrow, so I’m going to go over there in the evening. It’s supposed to be drinks and food. I’m not really sure what that means, but we might want to hold off on chicken snow peas until Saturday.

Me: Sure.

Also me, getting chicken breast out of freezer and moving it to the fridge to thaw.

Austin: What are you doing?

Me: I know you.

Later, Thursday.

Me: If you’re going to go to Megen’s for her birthday, I’ll call Mom and see if she wants to go to lunch tomorrow. Then I’ll just do something light for dinner.

Austin: I’m going to come home tomorrow. The get-together is going to be later. I’ll be home for dinner.

Me: This is why I pulled the chicken out of the freezer.

Tale of Tales

Austin was watching Tale of Tales on Netflix. I came in during the part where the girl is running away from her husband. The guy falls into a ravine, survives, then chases down a family of gypsies and finally rejoins his wife, the girl, and she slits his throat.
Me: Why did she do that?
Austin: Her father married her off to an ogre.
Me: Was he mean to her?
Austin: No. He took care of her, all that.
Me: Then why did she do that?
Austin: Because he’s an ogre.
Me: So?
Austin: She’s a princess.
Me: So?
Austin: He’s an ogre.
Me: Yeah.
Austin: She’s a princess. A princess can’t be married to an ogre.
Me: They must not have heard about Shrek.

That Time Again

So time for my surgery is rolling around again. My fingers are crossed. I was mentioning to family members and discussing the hospital for the procedure. My sister-in-law started gushing.

SIL: I love that hospital! Their cafe is the best! I love their salad selections. After work, on my way home the other day, I was in the mood for a salad. So I decided to stop past the hospital and get one. They've got broccoli and cucumber, arugula. You can pile your plate full and you only pay $3.50.

Her husband: Oh yeah, I love that place. SIL and I stop in all the time for the salad.

Austin: Oh my god! Rachel, I might have a new dining destination for my birthday!

Merry Christmas Bonus!!!!

Playing Word Cookies.
Me: Fug is a word, but Flu is not.
Austin: Really?
Me: I don’t what fug means.
Austin: Bah, humfug.