Whoopsie

I missed posting on 11/19 . . .

So, my husband's core group of friends are gay. One of his closest friends is a drag king. So, in support of her work, he went to one of her shows. Naturally, the people who go to these shows tend to be gay. He was telling me and Mom about his night.

Austin: We were playing a game, 'If you're gay and you know it, clap your hands.' And everyone claps. 'If your straight and you know it clap your hands.' I was the only one who clapped. The MC said, 'Really? With that hair?' And I said, 'Yes, really. I'm married.' They asked who I was married to, so I said, 'The most wonderful woman in the world!' And they gave me a free drink!
Mom: You had to lie for that one.