Monday, March 19, 2018

Self-Checkout

Using the self-checkout at Kroger.
Auto-attendant: Please place the last scanned item in the bag.
Me: It's in there.
Auto-attendant: Please return the item removed to the bag.
Me: I didn't take anything out of the bag, you stupid thing.
Austin: And you think I'm crazy for talking to the dog.

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