Sunday, October 28, 2018

Who's Dying

Me: Austin & I were discussing who was going to die first and he said he was and I said, "Oh no honey, I'm going first."
Mom: How'd you come to that conclusion?
Me: I'm not taking care of everything when he dies. I already deal with enough of his crap.
Mom: Well, if he dies first, you can always get him a deer costume and toss him by the side of the road.

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