My Nephew has a Girlfriend!

My nephew has a new girlfriend. They met through church and both are very religious. Um, I don't have this in common with my sister and her family. Anyway, I went to Facebook to check her out. And found this. Her FB banner and profile pic [for the protection of the innocent, I've substituted Daria].

Me: Do you think we should tell her?
Austin: No. Only heretics like us would notice anyway.