Bored After Three Years

Me: I'm kind of sad to admit that I'm over Emun Elliott.

Austin: I'm so sorry. Is there something I can do?

Me: Nah, I'm fine. It's just, I haven't really seen him in anything lately, nothing new. And I kind of get bored of guys after three years. It really is about that time.

Austin: You've been with me a lot longer than three years.

Me: You're insinuating that you're a guy.

And it's an excuse to post a pic of him. He still makes my eyes happy.