Austin was making ma yi shang shu, while I was putting away the clean
dishes. I was across the room, putting utensils in the chest and
found a coffee bean on the floor.
Me, holding it up: Now look, if you’re going to drop your coffee beans on the floor, at least keep them on that side of the kitchen [indicating the side with the grinder and electric kettle].
Austin: I heard it drop and roll. And I looked for it, but I didn’t find it.
Me: That sounds like a bunch of %^#&@.
Austin: What? You don’t believe that I dropped it? How else did it get on the floor if I didn’t drop it?
Me: That’s not the part that I think is #^&$. The notion that you looked for it is &(#^&.
Austin, giggling: Yeah, I didn’t really.
Me, holding it up: Now look, if you’re going to drop your coffee beans on the floor, at least keep them on that side of the kitchen [indicating the side with the grinder and electric kettle].
Austin: I heard it drop and roll. And I looked for it, but I didn’t find it.
Me: That sounds like a bunch of %^#&@.
Austin: What? You don’t believe that I dropped it? How else did it get on the floor if I didn’t drop it?
Me: That’s not the part that I think is #^&$. The notion that you looked for it is &(#^&.
Austin, giggling: Yeah, I didn’t really.
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