We keep raw bacon bits in the freezer. I happen to love bacon, so I never buy it, but bacon bits, I can eat a handful of those now and then without too many repercussions.
Austin: Don’t eat raw bacon bits out of the freezer! We have nuts, chocolate, all kinds of things in the snack cupboard.
Me: Oh my goodness. I never guessed my husband was going to give me grief for eating bacon bits.
Austin: I’m not giving you grief for eating bacon bits. I’m giving you grief for eating raw bacon bits. I’ve told you before that they’re raw and need cooked before consuming.
Me: So, are you going to go off on me for eating raw cookie dough?
Austin: No. The only problem with raw cookie dough is eggs. Minuscule amount of egg. Bacon is pork. You shouldn’t eat raw pork.
Me: Well, I’m make sure I won’t let you catch me eating raw bacon bits again.
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