Me: When do you want to have sex this weekend?
Austin: I don’t know.
Me: You’re all into planning meals, weeks in advance sometimes. Nice to know your priorities.
Austin, whiney noises.
Me: Look, it’s going to be a busy weekend. You’re going out with your brother on Saturday, we’re going to see your parents on Sunday. I don’t want to miss out on our once-a-week extravangza.
Austin: I’ll get a schedule together and e-mail you.
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