Austin & I have had many disputes over Tess. She’s basically in good health, but she has a skin condition and is hairless from the waist down. We’re constantly arguing over what she looks like.
Austin: No, she’s a pig. Look at her curlicue tail.
Me: That’s a straight tail. It’s like a rat’s.
Austin: It’s curly. I’m going to get a curling iron and turn it into a ringlet.
Me: And I’m going to get her some pants.
Austin: Nah. Porky Pig never wears pants.
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