Sunday, September 12, 2021

Murder Porn, Part Two

 As the show progressed, it turned out the murder plot was hatched because the husband was having an affair and the husband and his girlfriend hatched a plan to murder their current spouses. They then married each other.

Me: Ouch! Awkward! My current husband has his name engraved on his deceased wife’s tombstone. I’d want my current husband buried next to me. Not buried next to his deceased wife.

Austin: Well, you could just cremate me. Sprinkle half of my remains next to you and half next to my new wife. Hell, I could get married a dozen times, sprinkle my body everywhere.

Me: Like allspice…

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