Tuesday, July 26, 2022

Toilet Talk

 I work from home and my boss was complaining to the team that we were away from our computers too much. 

Boss: If you need to go to the bathroom, stretch your legs, whatever, it’s fine. But if you’re going to be away from your computer for more than five minutes, let me know.

So I was telling Austin this conversation.

Austin: Well, I don’t always know how long I’m going to be in the bathroom. Sometimes I go in there thinking it will be a two minute thing and it turns out to be a 10 minute thing. Sometimes, I have a dump so huge, I come out of there limping.

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