Me: Sugar & Spice is out of low sodium turkey. The girl at the counter said she didn’t know if they would be able to get it back in. They were having trouble keeping it stock.
Austin, deflated.
Me: It’s always the stuff you like, bubby.
Austin: Next thing you know, I’m going to run out of wife.
Me: Nah, I’ll probably just die.
Austin: I don’t know how I’m going to find another turkey. Everything else is so salty.
Me: I’m pretty salty.
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