So I’ve been working six weeks straight without a break. I’ve put off doing laundry, so…
For anyone who doesn’t know, my bedtime is 9:00.
Austin, presenting a Milka chocolate bar: I thought we would enjoy it together.
Me: I need to get a shower and get to bed.
Austin: But chocolate.
Me: I’ll have one piece quickly.
Austin: But chocolate is something to be enjoyed and savored.
Me: Austin, I’m tired. I’ve been doing laundry all day. I have done almost twelve loads of laundry today. I’ve successfully completed 10 loads.
Austin, singing: Ten loads of laundry, nine separate piles, eight bottles of detergent.
Then he couldn’t continue anymore because he was laughing so hard. Just a minute ago, I heard him laughing again. Clearly I married a comedian.
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