Austin, admiring the ankle socks at MeUndies: But if I got ankle socks that match my underwear, I’d feel obligated to wear the matching socks when I wear the underwear.
Me: That’s how I feel about my dinosaur footies.
Austin: Our whole underwear routine is already overly complicated.
Me: We have too much underwear and the underwear that doesn’t match doesn’t get worn enough. And really, underwear should be thrown out after a year of wear. Bacteria builds up in that area, makes it unsanitary.
Austin: That’s not true. I’ve had all kinds of underwear that’s lasted longer than a year and there’s no microbes or weird bacteria growing. Everything down there is normal.
Me, not saying anything.
Austin: Wow, the look on your face! That’s a ‘I spend time down there’ kind of face. (Singing the much loved Christmas carol) Do you see what I see?
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