Watching an old episode of Call the Midwife. The nun explaining why dogs can go to Heaven.
Austin: Catholics don't believe dogs go to Heaven.
Me: Not by the letter of the Bible. The Bible says that only creatures with souls go to Heaven. That's why it's okay to eat animals, because they don't have souls.
Austin: By that definition, cannibals just have to prove that the person they ate didn't have a soul.
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