Austin: I decided to try the mustard sauce. I figure it’s better for you, though none of this is good for you. But my body won’t weigh as much in the casket. That will make it easier for you to carry.
Me: I’m not carrying your coffin. In fact, you better not die for me.
Austin: I’m just talking hypothetically.
Me: Good. But if you die before me, there won’t be a casket. I’ll have you cremated.
Austin: Not until a full autopsy is done.
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