Wednesday, June 7, 2023

Kill Me

 A friend and I were supposed to go out, but she canceled on me.

Me: X said, ‘I know you’re going to kill me.’ I said, ‘I can’t kill you if we don’t get together.’

Austin: Actually, you can. You can send a bomb. Poison them. 

A minute later.

Austin: Never mind, you’re a hands-on kind of girl.

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