Dinner

 Me: Do you have DnD tonight?

Austin: No.

Me: Oh. I didn't pull anything down for dinner. But you get off two hours early, so you can make dinner tonight.

Austin: I'm fine with fending for ourselves. We've got plenty of food in the fridge. We could have that turkey thing, the roll.
Me: The vegetarian turducken?
Austin: Yeah. I thought I'd release it in the backyard and shoot it with my gun and reaffirm my manhood.