While giving out, candy, Austin: Reese’s pumpkins?
Me: Yeah, you want one?
Austin: Yeah, we bought them. We can eat as much as we want.
[And he’s the skinny one.]
Austin, later: Do you want one?
Me: Nah.
Austin, breaking the Reese’s pumpkin open: I’ve never had one before. I’m excited to try it.
Me: It’s just a Reese’s cup shaped like a pumpkin. There’s no special flavor.
Austin: Oh. That’s not as exciting.
Me, wondering who I married: You live in a cave.
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