Me, with a shopping bag full of $200 in sale T-shirts: I don’t need 20 T-shirts. I can get rid of this one that is the shiba ramen noodles stand and this one that’s the kitties cuddling in a heart shape. And I probably could get rid of the spicy dragon one, but I’m not sure.
Austin: You’ve already got a ton of shirts for eating at Chinese restaurants. You don’t need the boba cat. You’ve already got another one like it.
Me: That one is for Halloween. This one is for all seasons.
Austin, smacking his head: If you want to get it, get it, but I already know that you’re going to come to me with a dozen shirts and ask me which one you should wear to X, when what I really should have done is tell you to take it out of your shopping bag.
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