Tree-fitty

 The $5 foot long cookie from Subway.

Austin: That is a good cookie. No wonder it keeps selling out. Subway’s going to end up raising their prices for that.

Me, a little later: I looked up the fake bakes on the Kroger app and they’re about $3.50. 

Austin: Tree-fitty?

Me: Yeah. So $5 isn’t out of line for Subway to make a profit. 

Austin: I suppose so. We used to get cookie dough from Kroger for a dollar or two.

Me: That’s what I just looked up and they’re three-fifty.

Austin: Tree-fitty.

Me: Yes, tree-fitty.