Me: I finished the noodles and threw away the takeout container.
Austin: Well, I’ll just have to get into the trash and dig it out. There’s only two places it could be.
Me: You aren’t going outside to get that takeout container.
Austin: ha, you just narrowed it down to one.
Me: This is like when I used to put what I was getting you for Christmas on FB. That’s how confident I am that you aren’t getting that takeout container.
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