Shrimp

 I don’t like shrimp.

Austin: I’m going to take that shrimp and cover it in teriyaki. Teriyaki is just barbecue sauce. Then I’m going to wrap it up in something and feed it to you, hidden in something and wait to see if you noice.

Me: Oh, I’ll notice. And I’ll say to the officer, “ It was self-defense. He gave me shrimp.”