Austin: What do you think about these life insurance policies? Do you think it’s a good deal?
Me: I pay $200 a year for mine.
Austin, doing the math: That’s about what this costs. Do you think I should sign up for it?
Me: It’s up to you.
Austin: Is it going to increase the likelihood that you’re going to murder me if I get this?
Me: I need you for thirteen more years.
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