Chocolate or….

 Austin: If you could only have one or the other, would you choose tea or chocolate?

Me, incredulous: Chocolate.

Austin: I thought you took your tea very seriously.

Me: I do, but not more seriously than chocolate.

Austin: What about if you had to choose between all vegetables and chocolate?

Me: I think chocolate is technically a vegetable.

Austin: What about your pets and chocolate?

Me: Now you’re just getting ridiculous.

Austin: It’s supposed to be ridiculous. If you could only choose one…

Me: I’d find a way to have both. I’d leave the house to have chocolate, so it wouldn’t impact our pets.

Austin: I’d call you on your cell and give you a play by play.

And more and more things…And I always choose chocolate.

Me: I notice you aren’t asking me to choose between you and chocolate.