Me: I’ve been eating your almonds.
Austin: Please do. They’re really hard on my teeth.
Me: The teeth you paid $$$ for?
Austin: The last time I broke off a piece of tooth, it was from eating almonds. Now they scare me.
Me: Candy coated almonds?
Austin nods adamantly.
Me: I’m going to start hiding baggies of almonds around your room.
Austin: No!!!
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