Little Shop of Horrors

 Band camp is in full swing.

Me: Sounds like the band is doing‘Little Shop of Horrors” this year.

Austin: That band is a little shop of horrors.

Wasp Bite

 I have a huge wasp bite on my thigh right now, like a 5 inch diameter.

Me: If I didn’t know any better, I would think I developed this awesome muscle on my thigh.

Austin: It’s me. I sneak into your room at night and hold wasps to your thigh to see if they’ll sting you.

Me, eye roll.

Austin: I’m just kidding. I would never hurt you.

Me: And yet you married me.

Mythbusters

 While watching Mythbusters reruns on Pluto,

Austin: I want Jamie and Adam to get back together and bust MAGA myths.