I have a huge wasp bite on my thigh right now, like a 5 inch diameter.
Me: If I didn’t know any better, I would think I developed this awesome muscle on my thigh.
Austin: It’s me. I sneak into your room at night and hold wasps to your thigh to see if they’ll sting you.
Me, eye roll.
Austin: I’m just kidding. I would never hurt you.
Me: And yet you married me.
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