I brought home leftover jerk chicken from the Caribbean restaurant and Austin brought home a whole pepperoni pizza from Little Caesar’s.
Austin: Did you have any of the pizza?
Me: Yes, I had some for breakfast.
Austin: I had some last night before going to bed. I put some jerk chicken on it and a dollop of Greek yogurt, then put it in the air fryer.
Me: How are you still alive?
Austin: Well, I was on the toilet for a long time, but I didn’t &%$#* out any organs I need.
Me: Just your brain then.
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