Dayton, Ohio

We were watching Supernatural.
Austin: Makes perfect sense, the apocalyptic hell is in Dayton, Ohio. 

We live in Ohio, in case you forgot. :D

Dayton, Ohio as Hell 

 

Obvious

Me, hugging Austin: I just can’t stop loving you.
Austin: I don’t know why you try.
Me: I thought that was obvious.

Wedding Gift

Austin & I were discussing what to give his nephew and fiancee for their wedding.

Me: I was think $100. They've got two kids together. They don't need stuff. They need the money.

Austin: I’m going to get them a tattoo to commemorate it. On my ass. If they ask about their gift, I’ll just whip out my tattoo.

Valentine's Day

Me: Would you like me to make a tiramisu for Valentine's Day?
Austin: You don't have to wait for Valentine's Day.

Hunk Withdraw

Austin & I are still watching Riverdale and if I just think of the actors as college students instead of high school students, I'm okay with that. I have a particular soft spot for Jughead. I just want to squeeze him and bake him cookies.

And I'm still looking for an Emun Elliott replacement. And don't suggest Archie. The red hair just doesn't work for me.

Me: I think I'm going to have a crush on Cole Sprouse. The actual actor is 26, so that's not that bad.
Austin: Whatever you want.

He so doesn't care about my personal dilemmas.

Yes. Yes it does matter that he's 26. I feel like a dirty old woman.

Emun Elliott, you will just have to make my eyes happy until something better comes along. I'm sorry I ever considered replacing you.

Home Depot

Mom: Home Depot is hiring.

Me: I know.

Mom: You could get a job there, buy all your renovation materials, then quit.

Me: I've already had that thought.

Cut My Hair

Austin: I’d like it if you’d help me cut my hair.
Me: I’d love to.
Austin: I don’t like the way you said that. 

In case you forgot how long and beautiful my husband's hair is.