Hunk Withdraw

Austin & I are still watching Riverdale and if I just think of the actors as college students instead of high school students, I'm okay with that. I have a particular soft spot for Jughead. I just want to squeeze him and bake him cookies.

And I'm still looking for an Emun Elliott replacement. And don't suggest Archie. The red hair just doesn't work for me.

Me: I think I'm going to have a crush on Cole Sprouse. The actual actor is 26, so that's not that bad.
Austin: Whatever you want.

He so doesn't care about my personal dilemmas.

Yes. Yes it does matter that he's 26. I feel like a dirty old woman.

Emun Elliott, you will just have to make my eyes happy until something better comes along. I'm sorry I ever considered replacing you.