21 Seconds

I heard a bit of trivia on the radio: all mammals, humans included, pee for an average of 21 seconds. I want to know how they know this. Who let scientists time their urination cycle? And now I'm obsessed with timing my own. And have advised Austin to do the same. He's up early today, at 7:56 am, darted past me into the restroom and I could hear the dribbling.

Then Austin stalked past me.

Austin: I forgot to count, but I don't think that was twenty-one seconds.