Pirates Weekend

Austin and I were going to an outing with a pirate theme.

Austin: I have an eye patch and some jewelry if you want to dress up as a pirate.

Me: You want me to dress up as a pirate? You don't want me to dress up like I usually do?

Austin: No, I like how you dress. I just figured since it was Pirates Weekend, you'd like to dress piratey.

Me, shrugging it off.

Austin: I thought about dressing up like a pirate, but then, I would have to go without my teeth. Or I'd have to black them out. But blacking out the fake ones just seems nonsensical.