Saturday, May 19, 2018

Screwing

Me: I've tried all day to get that screw to screw in. It's almost there, but I'm stripping the head. I asked Mom if I can borrow her vise, but if that doesn't work, I'll have to unscrew the screw, find a shorter screw and screw that in instead.
Austin: That's a lot of screwing without an orgasm.
Me: Ha ha. I told that joke last month.

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