Two Sponges

Austin, at the kitchen sink: Do we really have two brand new sponges out?

Me: You remember on Monday when I had to go through the entire kitchen and clean everything, disinfect and basically bleach the room? The sponges were in a package, but the package was opened, so I washed them, disinfected them and nuked them, so I think they're fine--

Austin gave me the look. I hardly ever get the look.

Me: Yes, we have two new sponges out on the counter.