Me: Does my hair need brushed?
Austin: It couldn’t hurt.
So I went to the bathroom to brush my hair and started screaming: It hurts!
Austin: Oh stop.
Me: If I have to listen to you go on about memory foam mattresses, you can put up with my dramatizations.
Austin: I’m just looking for a bed that will help with my ankylosing spondylitis. You don’t like to hear me complain about my suffering.
Me: I don’t care if you’re suffering. I just don’t want to hear about it.
Austin: It couldn’t hurt.
So I went to the bathroom to brush my hair and started screaming: It hurts!
Austin: Oh stop.
Me: If I have to listen to you go on about memory foam mattresses, you can put up with my dramatizations.
Austin: I’m just looking for a bed that will help with my ankylosing spondylitis. You don’t like to hear me complain about my suffering.
Me: I don’t care if you’re suffering. I just don’t want to hear about it.
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