On our way to a gathering.
Me: I should go get dressed.
Austin: We have an hour yet.
Me: We should leave at 6:45. That’ll get us there at 7:15.
Austin, making a face.
Me: I know you have an aversion for being early.
Austin: Yeah. More time to stand around, drink liquids, have to use a public restroom. I have an aversion to public restrooms.
Me: All you have to do is whip it out. I have to actually sit down.
Austin: No, you don ‘t.
Me: I’m not going to squat and get urine everywhere.
Austin: You don’t have to squat. You can raise the seat, aim and point, use a straw.
Austin: We have an hour yet.
Me: We should leave at 6:45. That’ll get us there at 7:15.
Austin, making a face.
Me: I know you have an aversion for being early.
Austin: Yeah. More time to stand around, drink liquids, have to use a public restroom. I have an aversion to public restrooms.
Me: All you have to do is whip it out. I have to actually sit down.
Austin: No, you don ‘t.
Me: I’m not going to squat and get urine everywhere.
Austin: You don’t have to squat. You can raise the seat, aim and point, use a straw.
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