Austin was whining about taking our dog out at 7:00 a.m. Austin was
pleading his case to Mom.
Me: I took her out at 5:00 a.m.
Austin: I take her out at 5:00 a.m. on the weekdays. On the weekends, I should be allowed to sleep in.
Me: I shouldn’t be allowed to sleep in on the weekends?
Austin: I take her out on the weekdays. I do it oh so quietly so my beautiful wife can get her beauty sleep.
Mom: It’s not working.
Me: I took her out at 5:00 a.m.
Austin: I take her out at 5:00 a.m. on the weekdays. On the weekends, I should be allowed to sleep in.
Me: I shouldn’t be allowed to sleep in on the weekends?
Austin: I take her out on the weekdays. I do it oh so quietly so my beautiful wife can get her beauty sleep.
Mom: It’s not working.
See? Mom doesn’t just take potshots at Austin. It’s a free for all.
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