Austin & I went to lunch with a couple of friends yesterday. As
he’s talking to one friend, I’m telling the other friend my plans
to hide Austin’s body. Really, if you hide a body well enough, you've gotten away with murder. No body, no crime. At the end of my colossal scheme, I hear Austin’s story.
Austin: I’ll go into Rachel’s room and put on her clothes and I’ll leave in the morning. Everyone will see that Rachel’s still alive. Then I’ll come home wearing my own clothes. No one will be the wiser.
Friend X: Are you both talking about your plans to murder the other one?
Austin and I trade glances.
Austin & I: Yeah, yes.
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