Austin: I respect anyone wearing a kilt.
Mom: He’s got some pretty nice boots with that kilt.
Austin: You’ve got to have nice boots if you’re wearing a kilt. And long socks. Sporn. You need the whole ensemble if you’re wearing a kilt.
Me: But no underwear. You’re not supposed to wear underwear with a kilt.
Austin: Not necessarily. It’s like Schroedinger’s cat. Is it there or not? There’s no way to tell until you look.
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