Austin pulled out his jeans and showed me the crotch.
Austin: Oh!
Me: Didn’t you say they’d developed a hole down there a couple of weeks ago?
Austin: Now there’s two. It’s where my thighs rub together. It’s because of the amazing static electricity my thighs produce. It’s too much for Levi’s. Maybe I need Wranglers.
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