English Roast

 Austin brought home 5 lbs of English roast.
Me: Do you want me to make all of that?
Austin: I can do it. You don’t have to worry about it.
Me, worried about it: I don’t mind. I just want to know if you want to have all 5 lbs or if you want me to save some for later.
Austin: All of it, but I can do it.
Me, commencing to do it: It’s fine. I’ll do it.
Austin: What you really mean is you don’t trust me to do it.
Me: You know me so well.