Austin switches on the light on the oven, inspects the shepherd's pie that's baking.
Me: What are you doing?
Austin: I just wanted to see how dinner looked.
Me: Pretty much the same as on the box.
Austin: Well, fine. I smelled burning, so I was checking to see if you left the film on the dinner.
Me: I didn't leave the film on the box.
Austin: It wouldn't be the first time.
Me: *&@^&
Austin: Look, I was going to lie to you, but you were the one who insisted on the truth.
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