Stargate SG-1

Austin is watching Stargate SG1, a show his friends have all loved in the past, but he's never tried before. He's in love with it now.

Austin: If I were trapped on the other side of a stargate for fifty years, would you come find me?

Me: Fifty years later?

Austin: You're saying you would move on?

Me: After fifty years, yeah.

Austin: You'd just go on with your life? You wouldn't come to find me?

Me: Fifty years later? I'd be around 95 or 96. I'd be close to death, if not dead.

Austin: So you wouldn't even try.

Me: That's right.

Austin: Even though I love you and would need you desperately.

Me: You'd be in your mid-eighties, so you'd be in the same boat. Near death if not dead.

Austin: I can't believe you wouldn't even try.

Me: Let's be realistic. You wouldn't be able to survive more than a week or two without me.